Whatever

That will be 20 bucks please.

 

Two Catholic priests are traveling and get stopped at a roadblock. The state trooper comes to the window…

“We’re looking for a couple of child molesters”

The driver said “Sure, we’ve got time”

 

Been to the gun store just kinda lookin around....I might go back

 

I went today
Maybe I will go again tomorrow
Yeah, yeah and the rednecks there
Well, they were haughtingly familiar

 

...and it's not even lunch

 

I have a couple of .243's (which I rarely shoot these days), I may try to trade one fer sum form of pistola..

Hell, my bow is about the only thing I shoot anymore....but who doesn't want a new gun??

 

8:30 here in God’s country

 

yesterday we got pigs in

 

About 10 years ago I knew a lady (a grandma on my sil). She was giving the grand kids rides on the riding lawnmower. Well, the little boy got his foot caught under the deck and mutilated his right foot. He is ok, just walks a little funny. Grandma was traumatized.

 

730 here in hell.

 

That pink pistol is looking pretty good to you?

 

I scared of guns. New ones in the box will shoot you in your leg.

 

Me
I have one and I’ve never yet had to empty the clip in one sitting

 

It's dead!

 

It's the only way I want them

 

My first job was in a grocery store; every so often we would get pig heads....the guys in the meat dept would put them on one of those styrofoam trays, wrap them and sell them 'as is'.

I never bought one

 

Maybe

 

Ugh! Just show me the bacon. Bacon is pretty