Whatever

The lady on the left was really getting into it

 

You can still get tickets to her next show in Foxboro Mass for 1653.00 each. That’s the cheapest ones available.

 

Da fuk? I've bought vehicles for less than that!

 

That's what I was taught when I was little.
Cook any meat long enough to be sure.

My Dad once showed me what wild Cottontails have in their guts after we'd shot a couple and were cleaning them.
Yep, tapeworms, among other nasties.
He said you gotta assume they all have tapeworms.
And wash your hands thoroughly afterwards.

Also, I've cleaned enough fish to have seen the parasitic worms they sometimes bear.
In the gills, under the skin...

That left an impression.
I've never had sushi.

 

Did it stop you from eating #####?

 

She raking in the dough.

 

I'm far from normal - just give it a minute

 

No.
I love pizza

 

naw

i don't think y'all could say anything more crude/crazy than sh*t i already heard - takes a lot to offend me, if it is even possible any more

 

70,000 MFers x 300.00 (min)=21 million dollars per show. Minimum.

they paid 363.00 each ticket and were offered 2900.00 per ticket 2 days ago and turned it down.

 

Randoms: honeysuckle

Chicken good...

Classy

 

Nope!

 

Oh! Forgot…
And I ain’t got no worry
Cause I ain’t in no hurry
At all

PS- I think @Da Boogie Man called one of us an albatross and the other, a whale. Are we his favorite dorks? Cuz I wuz thinking you and @Red Mud Ray
I admit, I may be ‘weird’ to those of sheltered upbringing, but dork?? Nah. That’s all youse two’s…

 

Who???? Shave all that nonsense

 

Bummer. I kinda like it.

Spoiler

may I call you moonshine?

 

Too many girls there?

 

I called you and @Gritto my brothers.

 

‘Starshine’ also works!!