1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

What about porno, if Winnie In The Pooh is up for grabs I call dibs

 

Two bears One hive

 

Yall need jesus

 

I venture into here real quick, greeted with this.

Nope nope nope

 

....Animals Touching Freely?

 

No arrests and no hospitalizations at the Texas Toyota Lonestar Jamboree earlier this month.

 

Who wants a story.

My girlfriend and I get off work and we are driving back to her place, and I notice i'm being tailgated excessively so I start to drive slow, I make it to her house and this car follows me, so I drive to the police station and this fucking guy gets out of his car and goes on some fucking tangent about how I have to show him my insurance cause my registration is expired. He comes up to my truck all aggressively and I tell him to eat shit and he goes on this rant about how I am the problem for not paying my registration, full bizzaro world shit. He is drunk. we are in the police station parking lot, and my girlfriend calls dispatch and they take a while to get out to us and by then the guy left.

scared the shit out of my girlfriend, My island is small, I managed to get literally all his information in 10 minutes based on some sticker he had on his truck and im going to go to his business tomorrow to confront him.

moral of the story is i'm going to go get my CCW. I felt helpless waiting for the fucking cops and the dude dug out before they even came out of the station.

 

Company's that take forever to respond bug me. I get that you're a small, busy company but damn.

 

U like em thick huh

 

I haven't a clue how it happened but I have the chicken dance song stuck in my head and it won't leave me in peace.

 

not yet

 

*summons best seductive voice* "Oh bother"

 

Drown it out

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yew1-GKzzLc&feature=share

 

oh no

 

https://youtu.be/SqWVOY40oBw

 

One of my all time current favorites

 

it's a banger

 

@Wulf