ASSHOLE PARKING

That is a new kind of parking fail . .

 

When you drive a Camry wagon with dual rear window wipers, you do what you want to do.

 

Well…it is Walmart….so there’s that

 

That answer explains so much..

 

so Walmart = 42 for parking?

 

Wow that’s really bad lol

 

Lift all the carts out, put the car on wheel dollies and shove it in. Then, stack the carts behind it.

 

Don't need anything other than a longbar. Go in through the already opened rear window, if you have a long enough long bar can't tell if the front window is down. Open the front door from the inside since the exterior handle is snapped off there could be enough handle left to pull on the exterior handle. Depress the shift lock override and pooooosh it!

 

Is that a hitchhikers reference?

 

A place I worked at years and years ago, we had a guy that would do that on day shift. One day, the second shift guys had had enough and parked him in. The second shift supervisor wouldn't let his guys go out and move their cars. Told him: if you can't get it out, call your wife to pick you up.

He never did it again. I guess she was really pissed that she had to pick him up and bring him back in the next day for being such an asshole.

 

cood be

 

I have parked many, many times in such lots.

Not once has it ever occurred to me that parking in front of the cart corral was even a possibility. Consider my eyes opened.

 

No, that'll just make someone needing a space, park even closer...

 

Walmart never disappoints:


It wasn't even remotely crowded and there were plenty of legit disabled spots..




I'll give the Sheriff a pass on the fire lane park job cause he isn't blocking a lane + probably there for some miscreant nonsense..

 

There's so much to unwrap in that first picture...

 

The pregnant lady has shoes on so that is a win

 

Be Nice

 

Looking for asshole parking at Walmart is like looking for snow in Greenland.

 

Is she pregnant?

 

Could be a beer gut. Never know.