Whatever

My niece puts cereal in her ice cream.

Whatever.

“People are strange”
- Jim Morrison

 

Well I got learned. I had never heard of it before other than it being dogfood...

 

So, a wealthy man decides to put his aging father in an assisted living facility.
He finds the very best and expensive place in the area for him.
On his first day, the old man is sitting in his chair and starts leaning to his left. An attendant rushes over and straightens him up.
Soon the old guy starts leaning to his right. Another attendant quickly goes over to straighten him up.
Later that day the son pays a visit
“So, how do you like it here, dad?”
“I hate it. They won’t let me fart”

 

Around here, people with kids make it….. the littles go crazy over it.

Kind of after my time as a momma of youngins. My kids were older by the time that became popular here. I never made it,
I pry never will at this point.

 

Not in SoCal... first time I ever saw lightning bugs was on a trip to the deep south (Memphis, TN) back when I was a little tyke.

 

Random…

 

That's what I'm talking about... beautiful country...

 

Ello Whatevererrrereerrrs.

What did I do this weekend? I bought a mothafuckin couch.

That is all.

-Ho

 

Did you at least "break it in?"

 

Every Ho needs a couch.

 

Power washed and re-sealed front and back patios... involved moving lots of potted plants and furniture. Woke up with sore muscles on Monday
On the bright side, my back patio is looking sparkly and ready for summer bbqs and relaxing with adult beverages

 

My uncle and his family live near round rock. In pflugerville.

 

That beats me. I bought 3 Wendy’s taco salads and some ice cream

 

I think Imma git me one of them red dots fer one of me pistolas.


Prolly git the cheapest one I can find

 

I like mine. I play with the cat with it