Whatever

Hey lil' buddy... What's going on stranger?

 

Just sat down to eat breakfast

 

Well played.

 

I think my neighbor is stalking me. She googled my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope

Good morning whateverers

 

Morning Dave

 

Good morning young Ben

 

Mernin

 

Morning dad

 

I told my girlfriend that I bought myself one of them new self-driving cars.
She said “Awesome! Where is it?”
I said “I have no idea”

 

Seriously, who hikes a 6 mile trail with a hot coffee from Starbucks....

 

Someone with a caffeine addiction?

 

I hiked a 3 mile trail with a coffee from McDonalds

 

So, the cost of the coffee is a direct ratio to the length of trail hiked? Just an observation ...

Carry on

 

I think it’s a motivational question.
Too lazy to hike 6 miles = too lazy to earn enough to buy Starbucks

 

I done wrote myself a dadgum country song.
And @StayinStock says this thread has no benefits to society…Ha!


Well she was shiny and black
With a headache rack
An’ her dual exhausts were chrome

She had four-on-the-floor
An’ a whole lot more
I couldn’t wait to git’er home

Now I’m sittin’ here this mornin’
A-cryin’ in my beer
She done took off
To parts unknown
And left me sittin’ here

I’m cursin’ the day I saw her
An’ cursin’ my bad luck
Most of all I’m cursin’ the guy
That invented a self-drivin’ truck

 

In that case I'd hate to see the price of the coffee at the end of the Pacific Crest Trail.

 

Or the Appalachian Trail.

 

Boys