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As long as you still like heavy metal

 

I met one chick in college that had the stud through the flap of skin under your tongue... never seen that one before or since.

 

I swear people will shove a needle through any body part to bedazzle it..

 

Yeah, pass on the piercings. Not a fan.

 

And with the help of a metal detector, you can tell right where too.

 

While raising my arms in airports like an old west holdup by TSA (Thousands Standing Around), my bod wasn't that entertaining, and I made sure to glance at the conveyor to be certain my gear wasn't being grabbed and carried away. Nothing like standing in a single line for one of the early departures out of Reno-Tahoe, wondering if anybody was showing up to open the TSA operation...

 

Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care...

 

Morning stockers, doc appointment today, oh boy.

 

Two days down, twelve to go. This only speaking via text, hand gestures, and interpretive dance friggin blows.

 

Sooooo the middle finger has been the most common sign?

 

You'll obviously become so good at playing Charades, you'll have to hold back until the pot (or the humor) gets big enough to be a worthwhile win.

 

Morning Mike and Stockville