Conspiracy Theories - Drop em here

Heard someone talking about the decomposing process, and that with the lack of oxygen and near-freezing temperatures that deep, if the sub is still intact, the bodies could be pretty well preserved for whoever ends up finding them in the unknown potentially countless years to come.

 

Where am I? Is this the third gen section?

 

What oil should I use?

 

Do your own research bro

 

Here's a real conspiracy theory that has sharks and everything (no word on if they're equipped with lasers)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/othe...ter-travelling-thousands-of-miles/ar-AA1cT89u

Two sharks believed to have traveled "thousands of miles" have been circling the area in the Atlantic Ocean where the sub went missing on Sunday​

 

I actually saw real Amazon reviews for a play station controller (or whatever controller was modded and used), saying they wouldn't recommend anyone buying, that the joystick got stuck in the down position and up stopped working

 

Every gamer knows you just have to roll 180 degrees, then use the "down" to go "up".

 

I just hope news doesn't come out weeks from now about this all could've been avoided, but the sticks were inverted in the settings menu

 

Signal from the bottom of the ocean;
.-- .... . .-. . / -.. .. -.. / .-- . / .--. ..- - / - .... . / ... .--. .- .-. . / .- .- / -... .- - - . .-. .. . ... ..--..

https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html

 

Submarine story i a hoax put out by the GOV to keep the mainstream media alive

 

probably a mad cats, the ones you throw to the little brother because the controlers suck

 

In my case my spot was reserved long ago! Maybe?

When a Sunday School teacher said Animals have no souls and who would want those filthy creatures in heaven.

i said then i am going where the animals go when they pass.

i never went back to Church again but for a few weddings

 

Pfft....laughter is the best medicine.

Plus, everyones fate is sealed. The reaper will get you no matter if you're stupid enough to get in that sub or sitting in your house when you get struck by lightning. It is what it is, they'll never know we were laughing at them anyhow, they don't have internet on the Titanic.

 

Did you get that from Eat, Pray, Love?

 

Dads side of the family.

 

Deep Sea dwellers needed some Fresh DNA the sub was close.

Someone opened a portal to extract sea water one of those being in the wrong spot issues.

 

Fuck no. Saw it on Amazon Prime, 12 bucks.

 

Was this thing constructed from a composite Toyota truck bed?