Whatever

Good Morning

There's "count my nuts" potential here, but the accounting fees negate the feasibilty ... dars no whey u cud count dat hi.

So very awesome!

We ain't holdin' you accountable ... you didn't start the fire ... did you?

Hmmm ...

QFT

Bob , due to your poor execution the poll is not valid. We're gonna need a re-execution and select Clint's best movie by time period, either halves or thirds. Something like:
1)pre-'80s
2) '80s & '90s
3) Post 2000

Standing by for poll update, thx Brother

https://youtu.be/hxJPJ6JY0Pk

Dude, you gotz mad skillz!

Thank you, Sir.

 

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long
Anytime she's goes away
Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know
Hey I oughta leave young thing alone
But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
- Bill Withers

Good morning whateverers

 

Those wheels are also assuming that you’re right handed, right? What aboot those weirdos that write funny?

 

Yes, Bill withers like a mo’fucka.

 

Whatever he decides, I’ll back him up. I try not to judge, lest I’m being judged then I’ll tell the weirdo what I really think.

 

Morning all….. what’s everyone up to this weekend?

 

Yes it is.

 

I suspected my problem had something to do with my gonads. This just proves it.

 

I’m gonna eat some rice pudding and then go outside and burn ants with a magnifying glass. What are you up to?

 

I was maybe gonna go to a friends house but this sounds so much better….. can I tag along?

 

You have cooties? We could burn them too.

pS. @Squirt told me that all girls have cooties

 

Mornin' Dave
What's the latest road report for your trip north?

Morning Momma
I see blue sky overhead ... might get the grass mowed ... don't say anything too loud, else dat fickle witch will hear.
Back on shift tonight and tomorrow night, then off two weeks.

 

@Squirt is only half right, all girls have cooties until boys hit puberty. Have you hit puberty?

 

Hmmm that doesn’t sound fun but the 2 weeks off part

 

Yes Ma'am ... and I'm taken 'em regardless ... didn't take my leave in June 'cuz the weather and other factors didn't work out for fishin'. It's in everyone's best interest that I take some time off.
Ya'll enjoy the ant and cooties bbq.

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