Whatever

So, an elderly couple are sitting at home watching TV.

The husband says “I’m going to the store. Do you want anything?”

“Yeah, I want some ice cream. You want me to write it down for you?”

“No, I can remember that”

“Well, I think I want a banana split. I better write it down”

“You don’t need to. I’ll remember. A banana split”

“Well, I want vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. I’m gonna write it down for you”

“You don’t need to write it down. I can remember. You want a banana split with chocolate, vanilla and strawberry”

“And I want hot fudge on the vanilla, marshmallow on the chocolate and pineapple on the strawberry. I’m gonna need to write this down”

“No, you don’t need to write it down. I’ll remember. A banana split with chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. Hot fudge on the vanilla, marshmallow on the chocolate and pineapple on the strawberry. I got this”

So, he returns a half hour later with a bag of bagels.

“You idiot. You forgot the cream cheese”

 

That dude came with a built in name. Is it weird when you hear other hens talking aboot their “Hubbs”???

 

That’s ME!! and I’m not even old yet.

 

It’s spelled synonym.

 

random ethanol free fuel dump. my bro moved 20 odd something potted plants wednesday from our lil patio. needless to say, we couldnt pwr warsh the crete, due to the mass amount of potted plants. power warsher {honda motr} has been sitting in my shed, for damn near 3yrs, harboring a multitude of black widders and a plethora of other 8eyed, 70 legged none rent payin fukers. so we are gone spend the forff pwr washing the blackend {not from griltin} crete patio. and i just wanted to "prep" it... the moral of this long drawn out bullshit you axe??? damn pwr warsher started on the 2nd pull.....

 

Plus… happy smoke is legal there now.

 

Shoulda see them lined up around the only dispensary in town yesterday. Holy smokes!

 

I see they was celebratin in Bmore last night.

 

Morning

 

yeahh....

 

Sometimes I think they can have mine

Spoiler

kidding of course

 

Gotta luv a Honda

 

50 per

 

Just had to sneak one in there somewhere, didn’t ya?

 

Random life tip…

If you are considering a life of crime, government pays better than the private sector.
Just sayin’

 

Its hot. If you dont believe me just ask me.

 

I believe ya, but I still wanna ask to see what comes next!

 

All my grass died, now my dirt is dying.