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  1. Dec 18, 2008 at 2:42 PM
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    JimmyCrackCorn

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    Ah, come on...they're good for killing these things aren't they?

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  2. Dec 18, 2008 at 3:44 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Ok. So my Wife and I are walking out to my truck and I see the little fucker trying to get into my boat again. As Im reaching under my shirt (G26 hides there), my Wife screams at me! "WTF are you doing!!??". I told her im fixing the cat problem and she tells me that if I kill that cat, she is going to burn down the boat! I say "WHAT?, this fucking cat has fucked up our boat 2 times!, Im done with it!" She then proceeds to tell me the cat is just seeking "shelter from the elements". Its F'ing 65* here! Who is going to "seek shelter in this climate?" Meanwhile, the dam cat is slipping away and hiding. I let it go, but she told me that if she sees a dead cat near the bost, she is gonna give it away, or burn it down. No problem, I say, as there is a trash dumpster nearby. Her reply is that if she SEES that a cat was killed near the boat, the same threats apply. I guess fricken mouse traps it is, cause if I shoot this dam cat, and go inside for a mop, it will be kinda obvious. :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Dec 18, 2008 at 4:40 PM
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    Cat.jpgGoing_In.jpgfreecat.jpg
     
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  4. Dec 18, 2008 at 4:56 PM
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    It's all in my head at the moment...
    Maybe the cat wants to go for a boat "ride"?


    scuba_cat.jpgwatercat.jpg

    And if by some "unfortunate" reason the cat falls overboard without his scuba gear on and ingests some nasty,nasty water. Here is a good and approved way of clearing those precious lungs of his. rescue-cat.jpg
     
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  5. Dec 18, 2008 at 4:57 PM
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    Well She's my Wife, so I would be left with HALF of a boat. Not a good way to meet women.
     
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  6. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:01 PM
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    Ahhhh....Yes. I think it does! :D It can hold my anchor.

    That dam cat fucked up all the seats except the bow seats. :mad:
     
    chris4x4, Dec 18, 2008
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  7. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:06 PM
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    Tell your wife the cat is dead so she burns down the boat but unbenounced to her the cat is in there burning and you can get a new boat from insurance company and get rid of the dam cat. just kidding
     
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  8. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:08 PM
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    Its called...

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  9. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:12 PM
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    hahaha
     
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  10. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:12 PM
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    Hmmm....I would have to bump the value on my policy up....:)
    LOL, Im thinking :
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    Cat forgets anchor is tied to its leg
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  11. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:16 PM
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    I think we may have something here chris
     
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  12. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:17 PM
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    I think so, since Im not allowed to shoot the little fucker.
     
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  13. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:18 PM
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    You may have to confer with Jerry on this one....
     
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  14. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:19 PM
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    Worth a shot, if your wife wont burn the boat because you supposively shot it make up some bs story to send your wife over the edge
     
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  15. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:24 PM
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    CHRIS!!!!! I have the solution-sprinkle CAYENNE PEPPER inside the boat and on the cover-cats HATE IT! I used to do this on my Camaro's car cover cause the lil bastards used to jump up on there and piss on it and all:( the pepper makes 'em run!!
     
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  16. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:26 PM
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    I dont want my boat burned down, nor do I want my Wife over the edge more so than I make her on my own merits. Im going to leave it alone with her. If I see the cat and I happen to have an accidental discharge, th8us killing it, then too bad. if the cat wants to tag along for a boat ride, fine by me, but Im not driveing it back. :)
     
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  17. Dec 18, 2008 at 5:33 PM
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    Thats a good idea! Thanks Frank. Im gonna use some mouse traps too.
     
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    X100 We put a live trap out & take them out about 15-20 miles from town & set them free when we had a cat problem a few years ago. They used my son's sandbox as a litterbox and that was it!!!!!
     
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    You guys are killin me...this is some of the funniest shit I've read on any forum in a while...keep the laughs coming, this is fuckin theraputic!

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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