The BS Daycare but no build thread

Isn't it just always hot and humid there?

 

Dude. It got down to like -12 windchill this winter. Probably even worse in @Yota X ’s neck of the woods.

 

So hot and humid as fuck, and below 0 weather?

Why do people choose to live out there

 

Well I would say lack of forest fires…

 

https://youtu.be/5l44C4Il07E

 

Florida man and the shit that lives out there is way worse; plus our forests need burning...how else will folks reveal their baby's gender?

 

We like grass under our feet.

 

Shhh. If you have never lived in NJ, you cannot shit on it.

Greatest state in the nation
Most corrupt state in the nation?

Uhh, how about via instatweeter message?

“Hey fam, we’re having a child. They will choose their gender at their pleasing.”

 

We have grass too

 

I drove through it twice on the way to more interesting places. Some tweaker pumped my gas for me, so I figured it's just the Oregon of the east coast.

 

Fake grass cause y'all have no water most years

 

They do that shit in NJ too?

Man, I'd go apeshit thinking he's trying to siphon my shit.

 

Even ran the sprinklers for 20 mins after getting home (after cooldown).

 

Yes, girls actually willingly put this on their car.

 

Oh shit, my man's got 4x8 sheet of grass. Y'all better pack up, CA has healed

 

Too dark in the backyard right now

 

Naw but we're gonna hardscape the back and put up some shade.

Going to need to figure stuff for the little guy in the backyard for whenever we're at home; problem for future me

 

This one isn't good evidence of lack of drought. Or it's excellent evidence of a deluge of dog urine...

 

Two dogs

 

Even concrete is expensive AF to pour, correctly and nicely.

Well, it's mainly the prepping cause the dude I hired had his own skid steer when he widened our driveway.