Whatever

Where the hell is the safety bar on those?

ps. Give that nose a boop from me.

 

That would be him ... "this fella."

 

I got a pair like that.

 

Tru dat!

 

I need to upgrade!! They didn’t even have that shit when I got these like 12 years ago.
You see the mouth just below that boop-able nose? Aboot 4 hours ago, she stands up from a sleep, walks over to her bed, and I hear that sound. The unmistakable sound of THE HOARK. (Which should be an alarm clock option….)
Bitch is standing on nice sweet smooth tile. Leans over and blows chunder dead center of the bed…. I’m like, ‘Fuck! Get on the tile!’ So then she moves over the entry mat and blasts another chunky mess there!! I guess she understood my complaining because she then hoarked the final splat on the tile…..

 

Awwwwe. Poor girl. And you probably deserved it so leave her alone.

 

Shave your ass!!! Lol

it sucked!!!!! And I had taken her on a nice long walk earlier. Ungrateful I tell ya!!!

they had that dog water jumping thing on ESPN today. Had a couple Goldens. Talk about beauty and the beast!! Check this!


And my girl is a big TV watcher….
6 year old Golden

‘the landing’


Dogs rule! Cats drool!!

 

Chosen family is the best kind

 

Sounds good, bring it with you.

 

So....my fat, dumb, ignorant ass had the bright idea (a couple of months ago) to move the fridge around a lil bit and clean the unmentionables out from under it. Pretty nifty, eh? Well fuck no.....
We don't use our icemaker. Ever. None. So apparently I botched the water line to it in my attempt to bring a lil sunshine to the underside of the fridge.
There's a wall betwixt our fridge and our living room; the floors in the living room are crazy buckled and swollen.
Basically this means one thing and one thing only.......

Fuck!!!

I did manage to shut off the water line to the ice maker; not crawling under the house for a damage report until I get a day off...I may not even crawl under there at all cause I aint particularly fond of it (what with my age and my allergies pertaining to doing shit I dont want to do) and there's people I can pay that are more than willing to do it when you're shoving money at em.

So basically --------->

 

That’s you?

 

@SRH you watching?

 

My dad's ashes went into the ocean - a body of water is a good place for em.

 

WUT!

 

I just had the most intense 3 minute sword fight with my sweet, aggressive, 4 year old ninja thank goodness she’s over it already…… I didn’t know she had whatever that was in her

I need to watch some thing a little less violent…. I should go tune in to calm down a bit