Whatever

Did you already screw the order up?

 

Relax there sassy woman. You should know by now that I ask a lot of questions to either delay or totally avoid work altogether.

 

Let's have a story.....

 

I mean… I thought the order was set in stone, so that’s the way I did it if the option is there to rearrange it… I would have

 

What kind of story would you like to hear? Do you want to hear a short one or a @Gritto length story? Why do you want to hear a story in the first place? After you answer these questions, we can get on to step 2.

 

Wait… you can tickle yourself and it works?

 

Any chance we could rearrange the order?

 

@Gritto length!!!

I'd like to hear one because I like to read and I have nothing else to do right now except go back to sleep. Good enough?

 

Isn’t that the way it is for everyone?

 

You didn’t say what kind of story you’d like to hear.

 

Nothing would ever get done. People would spend the whole day tickling themselves.

 

Sex, violence and drama!!!

 

I’ll bet some people already do

@buffedout

 

Same parking spot as yesterday

same wonky park job too!!!

#consistency

 

Maybe...... Depends on whether you bring the pizza or not

 

Today, I get to go to Philthadelphia. I have 3 pallets to deliver to the PLCB warehouse. PLCB stands for Pa. Liquor Control Board. It’s kinda like the mafia and they run the alcohol game in the state. They employ lazy mo’fuckas that are in a gang called the “Union”. That means that I’ll sit there in my terrarium in the blazing sun for 2 hours while not being allowed to have the truck running. My appt is for 11 am so I’ll get out of there aboot 1 pm and race back up the Turnpike to get loaded again and go someplace else to sit on my fat ass. Then I get to go for a haircut and come home, eat tacos, sit on my fat ass, eat some delicious Breyers Chocolate ice cream (Breyer’s… a ray of sunshine in every spoonful) and then if I’m lucky. I might get some P####.

 

Pizza

 

Yes!!!!!!!

 

It all starts with the first step.

Spoiler

getting offa the crapper