Whatever

Good to know... I think I'll walk

 

Good heavens! Glad you were there to call.

 

we'll just take the truck - can't be doin all that in the truck..

 

Can you please come have a talk with her then. She drives a full size Super Duty and thinks it's a go kart. Hands everywhere except on the steering wheel and F Bombs dropping every two seconds.

 

I'm an excellent driver by the way

 

ok, I am nothing like that
When I drive my truck, I do +5 the speed limit usually and drive all civil like - it wasn't meant to zig/zag thru traffic
When I drive my car, which is a glorified go/kart with a race suspension and good tires - I drive FAST and I know how the car handles so IF I can get around you, I will and I"ll be GONE. . .
Both hands on the wheel, unless I'm shiftin'
Less cussing these days - but there are plenty of f**ckface drivers out there. . .

Sounds like she needs a Miata..
Can't be drivin everything like a race car

 

I need to find me one of these so I can live on it!!!!

 

Awwww she’s lucky you were there. Hope she’s ok.

 

Nope. But I definitely wouldn't say no to one.

Not a chance in hell.

 

True story:

Yesterday I literally helped my buddy install a microwave oven....

 

@tclavell

I'm going under the needle tomorrow

 

Actually, it ain’t that poor. The statistics are skewed by the small population and the large numbers of them being native Americans. Who count in the census but their tribal (casino and horse racing) income doesn’t. Wages are pretty high to keep Walmart from stealing all the employees. So I’m the only poor person in the state.

Good morning afternoon whateverers

 

519,011

 

499, 911

 

After staying at a friend's for 3 nights I finally asked insurance about a motel, they said "we got you for up to 25 days".