Whatever

Here is a quick question.... how many times do you have to say stop! Stop, stop, don't do that, stop, stop , stop. Please don't do that. Before they comply and do what you're asking vs what they want to do.

 

Thank you, good sir!

 

I wondered who TF randomly called me...

 

FIFY

One 'stop' + one 'please stop' + one 'i'm gonna beat your ass if you don't stop right now' glare = 3

 

My mom had a step step stricke our rule
Shut up, shut the fuck up and the third you didn't want to experience. There was a lot of cussing and hands being swung. It did matter who was around.

 

I see someone been giben out my number 'gain...

 

Of course you called him

 

You’re welcome!

 

Yea..... Daddy...

 

So who did you get, sober Dean or stoned and a drunk Dean?

 

Yes....

 

That really doesn't answer the question?

 

Good morning
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer." Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."

 

The details are not important.

 

I'll return later.