Whatever

Random

 

What's the mailman bringin ya?

 

I ain’t gonna say Bob has been pilfering and/or receiving public property, but the signs are all there.

 

What IF he was doin' litter removal instead?
What IF some stupid fuck hit said sign and it was just lyin' on the side of the road - someone's gotta clean it up..

 

I'm trying to fix a drawer and I almost got it on the first try! So close!!

 

Not quite. Unwarped wood should do the trick. So I'm gonna try again after dinner with a different piece.

 

Nothing! But @StayinStock should be gettin’ somethin’ from down yonder!
BTW, I’m super about that NC gator plate! It’s awesome!

 

It is a pretty sweet plate - but how I got it is kinda rando -
I searched thru the plates I could get that said BMW and that was the winner!

 

YEAH! What she said!

 

When in doubt - more force/torque is the best answer

 

Wait, what? You ‘found’ it? I thought you rocked that when you were down in the keys!!!

 

This is what we're talking about, yeah?


I used to have it on my pimp car
[I am still sad I sold this car]



It was the best plate I could get with "BMW" as the tag #

 

As his self-appointed attorney, I’m going to advise my client to not use that defense. One sign in the street, okay, two…mmm maybe. But an entire she-shed wall? He clearly needs rehabilitation to function productively in society.

 

IDK
maybe the people that live in his general area can't drive for shit..
maybe miscreants in other jurisdictions are aiding and abetting this collection..

I think he should fire you - you are shit at defending him .. you just wanna see him pickin up trash as 'restitution' or some such!

 

No, no, no. Not to give away too much of my courtroom strategy, let’s just say it involves getting naked in Dollar General and claiming he had a “Walter White” temporary lapse of sanity.

 

@amyracecar