Whatever

You should fit right in....

 

Ok I have passed enough judgment for the day.... now here is mine. There is a bunch of back ground info here. I clean a pool for 100$ a month.
Typically he buys me a sandwich every Friday (which is a day he demanded). Also, has no job and he is 61 years old and I complete whiney bitch of a human. I like what I do, just not the people I do it for.
What should I do?
Client... I clean the pool for a way discounted rate because he pays cash and I service the pool 1 time per week.
Last call was August 23, next call is September 1st. I have sent at least 5 texts (no response)and called 3 times (straight to voice mail)

 

Throw a sandwich in his pool and carry on.

 

Easy way out is tell him you're now a Raw Vegan! If that doesn't work, say thank you but the wife and I are on a diet and we're really watching what we eat.

 

Considering he leaves the sandwich on the the dicing board in 95 degree geat for 2 hours. at least put it in the shade ffs!

 

This too!

 

I would rather tell him to fuck off, drop my pants and piss in his pool.

 

As long as you get your point across!

 

Do you need his money?

 

Kind of, hence the conflict in my brain.

 

Take his money, pat him on the back and jack up his rate!

 

I wish I could raise his rate, but, being unemployed is kind of a problem. Yet, just like my wife, we only want to search for what they want and will settle for nothing less. One has a college degree and works in advertising and the other has no high school diploma and can't get a job at jack in box, Carl's junior/ hardeys or sonic (just covering my ass depending on region).

 

No...Not You @SACTOWN

 

We all need to vacate this state and give it back to the boarder crossers.

 

Thanks

Spoiler

 

Well, I am not that boy
Unfortunately I take my shit seriously and when you (as a client) get lackadaisical, I get mad.

 

Don't take no crap, Bob!

 

You act surprised.