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Welcome to the future

 

all three of them

 

I almost created an international incident tonight. Details and story time to follow.

 

Well. The first time was when my son was about 3. He is slightly on the autism spectrum and my wife is her own special person with severe OCD..so there is the background in a nut shell.
My mom passed away and I needed to leave town to attend to my dad and other affairs associated tasks.
I come home and goto work the next day and get an emergency phone call from my wife saying I need to come home immediately. I ask why of course and get told that cps is here.
Reason for their visit... apparently (according to my wife) he threw himself onto the bathroom floor screaming NO,NO,NO. DON'T HURT ME. Neighbor heard and called cps
2nd time
Him and I were at the park and I get a emergency phone call saying we need to come home immediately cls is here.
I bring him home and come to find out once of my spiteful neighbors called them for whatever reason.
3rd time was a doozy. This will take some time. Hand cuffsand a Karen are involved.
My brother in law gave me some of the best advice when my son was born. "You are not always going to agree on how others raise/parent their kid/kids)

 

Isnt that Van Halen album?

 

I once had the cops called on me because there were reports of me being too cool for my own good.
True story.

 

Yup and Brittany spears has been admitted twice on that.
5150 =

 

thats hard sorry. my wife is opposite she is a slob

 

Not true, you put your tree stand in the neighbors tree and were spying.

Spoiler: Not true

i made the upBob is a Pilar of the community

 

It wasn't easy. The 3rd on was the fun one cause at that point I didn't give a shit. Even be surrounded by sheriff's sitting in hand cuffs. They didn't appreciate my nonchalant attitude. People that their job way to seriously.

 

How are things Mr tx.?

 

Lol

 

Hawt!!! How things over way yonder way??!

 

Crazy as usual