1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Well, if you were taking a shit then you run the risk of getting pink eye...at least you won't have to ask that question on here when your eye is infected tomorrow.

Taking apart the door panel takes maybe 5 minutes tops.

I'm supposed to know you're in school?

 

I don’t know how pooping and texting leads to pink eye. Unless you assume I had my finger up my ass and then rubbed my eye. Too bad I’m not into that kind of stuff.

Also you had no way of knowing I had school tomorrow hence why I stated it.

 

The hell are you doing with the rest of you body after taking a poop. Do you shower everytime?

 

Take a poop, finish up, and wash my hands!

Phone ain't going with me in the shitter unless it was in my pocket.

 

You and the people that died before cell phones are pretty much the only ones that do that.

 

A drunk room mate got it, most likely from touching his face/using his phone when he was in the shitter

Didn't appear til the next day; then again he wasn't the cleanest person to begin with

 

Man how long do you take to shit

 

However long I goddamn please. It's a good refuge from doing other things I'd rather not do.

 

I’ll keep y’all updated then

 

Not necessary

But we do have a member that insists on wanting to replace things not even associated with any one problem (leading to replacing nothing at all)

You'll be able to tell him apart in a short time span

 

Same but man, you sure you're not constipated?

 

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Whatcha majoring in anyway

 

Highschool

Next year will be mechanical engineering though.

 

Yeah 100%, I'm regular AF. Once a damn day. Not going back cause I did a half ass job like some others here apparently

 

I don't know of anyone else's pooping habits to know they have a round 2 or 3, poor souls

 

Fuck me well don't listen to my ass, my posts here come in quantity not quality

Like I said, you'll run into our resident skeptic, my responses have almost become auto-responses to his many often repeated posts

 

Take a census. Old roommate was like 6 or 7 times a day, I could tell because the bathroom fan was so loud you could hear it through the wall.

 

Did his eating habits correlate with the many pit stops?

That's way too many holy shit.

 

Could be the regulator. If you wheel it hard enough you could have cracked the welds that hold the door track to the inner door like I did

 

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