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Gawd dam(*(*^*&%%%$$!@__!+!!! It!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. Dec 19, 2008 at 4:09 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Ok. So I found the little fucker, and I KNOW he knows what Im up too. I stalked him for a bit. He knew I was following, and made a few attempts to hide. I wasnt carrying, so I picked up a nice jagged rock, and continued after him. He tries to hide in a buh, then bugs out of it. He gets distracted by a bird, the bird ditches him, and he stops to look for the bird. I zing the rock at him, and at the last second, he sees it, and bolts! I follow him some more, and he jumps on my neigbors fence. At this point I think, "Ha, I got you !". Then the gad dam cat jumps on my neigbors ROOF! :eek: AND, at that point my WIFE drives up! DAM CAT!!!! She gives me this "look" and akes what Im doing. I told her that I was tracking "Her" cat. She rolls up her window and parks. FUCK. :cool:
     
  2. Dec 19, 2008 at 4:11 PM
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    at least she cant accuse you of shooting it this time!
     
  3. Dec 19, 2008 at 4:11 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I have thought about that, too. :cool:
     
  4. Dec 19, 2008 at 4:15 PM
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    Say U wanted to share a little X-mas treat with her cat, that you had a change of heart since X-mas and all. Not saying that you wanted to give it Lead poison.
     
  5. Dec 19, 2008 at 8:56 PM
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    Chris, I'm telling ya man...ya can't let this pussy continue disrespecting you much longer. Give a cat an inch, and it'll take a mile! I found a cat shitting in my son's sandbox in the backyard last summer and my wife wouldn't let me "take care of" the problem. I swear to god, one day I came home from work and walked into the house to find this shit:
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    (Don't let it happen to you man!)
     
  6. Dec 19, 2008 at 11:34 PM
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    Not enough to kill them, but enough to let him know hes not welcome.... i have scared away a few ones on my backyard, eating my turtles eggs.... mofos....
     
  7. Dec 20, 2008 at 5:54 AM
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    chris4x4

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    NO WAY! :cool:
     
  8. Dec 20, 2008 at 5:55 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    This is on the list too.
     
  9. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:09 AM
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    Good God Chris you can fix anything with wheels
    And this cat is kicking your ass
    Just have Molly do it:D
    Its her boat anyway
     
  10. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:19 AM
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    ps how is she?
     
  11. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:20 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    The first time this happend, I told me wife that I was going to let Molly spend the night in the boat. BUT, Molly doesnt like the out doors much, and given her health condition, I didnt think it would be a good idea. Trust me, Molly wants to see the cat DEAD.
     
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    cage match?
     
  13. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:22 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    She is still sleeping. Shes not much of a "Morning Dog". :D
     
  14. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:24 AM
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    She is doing good. No change in her condition, but thats a good thing. Thanks for asking. :)
     
  15. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:25 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LMAO! I dont know if Molly is much of a fighter. I may need to use one of Packerfan's dogs. :eek:
     
  16. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:28 AM
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    we have a chow i'll be glad to ship to you...i hate that bastard...for some reason he hates me too...everyone else here can go in his kennel and feed him and such...and he doesnt try to escape or pull back his lips and bare his teeth or bark at or anything...but me...yeah...he hates me...
     
  17. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:31 AM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    We had a Chow. What a GREAT dog! It was the "gentalman" of the group, but he would KICK ASS if another dog proveked him. :D He had to be put down a few years ago due to health and age. His name was Muchie (Moochee, Dont ask).
     
  18. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:33 AM
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    Well, Im off to go find that little fucker....AGAIN. Maybe if I try this morning, I will catch him while hes sleepy. :D
     
  19. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:50 AM
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    dud122 rabble rabble rabble

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    Hopefully this prick went to TTORA or something and found a thread about sucking ****...

    then he could really be the authority he thinks himself to be
     
  20. Dec 20, 2008 at 6:55 AM
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