ASSHOLE PARKING

Almost had it..... size of the Ford threw them off

 

That Ford is my truck. We pulled in and they were already there, plus still there when we left.

 

Too many nuts on the road and just couldn’t make it to the toilet I guess

 

I mean, if this isn't the look of relief, I don't know what is.

 

Watched this chick carefully pull up and then "park" in the damned fire lane - the parking lot was empty!!!

WTF - like literally woulda had to walk 5 more ft to park in a lawful spot..

 

Subaru driver ..

 

Was thinking that...

 

That plate

 

California, of course...

 

No shit. There is a parking lot at the school. Instead, this asshole decided to block half the driveway at my parents house.

 

Tow truck time.

 

I was just about to call them. Called my folks to make sure they didn't give permission.
Right as is said "these f'ing idiots parked and are blocking your driveway", they walked up. They looked at me and I said "yes, I'm talking about you".

 

And I bet they gave you attitude like you're the problem, didn't they..

 

No pictures ‘cause this was years ago at my work, but I was heading to grab lunch and some clown had parked about 8 inches away from my drivers side door all nice and crooked, with plenty of room on the other side, of course.

Now, I coulda gotten in from my passenger side, but I decided that my lock and keys hanging off my belt would make some nice custom art on his door panel as I squeezed between and in. I must have left a good two feet of deep scratches on the passenger side. I wonder how long it took them to notice.

 

So you're openly admitting on the internet that you vandalized someone's car because they parked too close to you.

 

Eh, acting out like that never actually makes me feel better. The whole "Two negatives don't make a positive" thing has always worked out best to keep my temper down.

 

Nah, vandalism implies intent. I didn’t intend for anything to happen, I just put in as much effort to prevent it as they did to not park like an ass: zero.

 

FFS.

 

They made the decision to park like an ass. I made the decision to not care about what the metal objects affixed to my belt might do to their paint job rather than inconvenience myself more by climbing over my passenger seat.

My intention was simply to get in my car and get lunch, not vandalize someone else’s car. I never took anything in my hand, but it was a tight squeeze and well, shit happens.

I’ll go a million miles out of my way to help someone if they ask, but if folks decide to play asshole games with me I’m more than happy to play the part of a hemorrhoid and become the source of their irritation.

Anyways, I’m derailing the thread like an asshole now, so lets bring on the bad parking before a mod bans me or something.