Whatever

Poor @Squirt

 

a chuckle?

 

The Perfect Night: A Whatever Saga

It's a cool night, light northerly breeze. A covey of bandits hover over a fire in the western mountains of Anywhere, USA. The stories begin, although the truthfulness of them is questionable.
It begins with @HoboDave , telling us of his upbringing, his childhood spilling forth in every word. @G8R_Taco leans in, knowing all too well how the story will end. @Gritto patiently awaits his turn, for his story is long and rather exhausting. @Red Mud Ray is there, having been dropped of by his third grade art teacher. Redmud has stories to share, well....meme's...butt still. @FishnTx slowly stirs the campfire beans, knowing he may sneak a bite to his pet lizard when the other fellers aint lookin. Resting peacefully in his one-man tent is @Da Boogie Man , the four bologna sandwiches he had for breakfast had finally taken their toll. As for me; after stealing the license plates from their vehicles, I spit tobacco juice in the fire and wonder just how the hell my life csme to this point.

 

You rescue that nest in the last photo?

 

Ok @StayinStock
That phone call was far superior to the one earlier today when @FishnTx interrupted with that FaceTime crap! Although, I am pretty so can see why folk wanna look at me

 

Nobody will guess any of my posts. Cause they’re all as pure as the driven snow!

 

Too soon? Bwaaahaaaaa! The world is at the very least, an ‘interesting’ place to be right now.

 

After reading this, my one man pup tent went down.

 

you're a poll unto yourself

 

https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?si=Um9OTgGrlKGib6Gk

 

And you good sir, are a conundrum wrapped in an enigma.

 

Short stort time!

So I'm driving to my volleyball game and I come up behind a regular old tractor driving down the middle of the road. He's chugging along at a top speed of 10mph. There's tons of car coming the other way, so I gotta wait it out. I just see a big hat poking out from da tractor. Finally there is a break in the traffic and Mr. Tractor feller pulls a bit off the road seeing me behind him. I pull up to go around him. I look over and its a nice looking feller and he hat tips me as I go by.

 

Like @Hobbs

 

It was on a battery box. Coworker placed it there