1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

It just kind of started, don't even remember when

And it isn't even limited to this thread as we hijacked a few others with yo momma jokes

 

Spoiler

 

Is it bad that I opened the spoiler up and read that as 'panty' and not 'pantry'

 

You're just jealous of my lays briefs

 

you just have to live in TX, they'll find their way into your house in no time.

supposedly we have scorpions and tarantulas around here but I've never seen one, in TX though we'd find them in the garage often and sometimes the house. I remember my sister screaming bloody murder when she got stung by one at night in her bed

 

Would it be easier to read if it was written in crayons?

 

Do they come with the promise of disappointment like every one of their bags?

 

I just remembered a time my dad was gone on some business trip and my mom went postal on this scorpion she found in the garage, wielding a meat cleaver on the thing lol

 

They look full but it's mostly air

 

I wonder if they've tried doing this to wake up coma patients

 

"Sir...the sudden burst in oxygen caused him to flatline"

 

I love the friendly banter here, always have

But the minute we step out, it's freaking world war III going on over control arms and other shit

 

Now I'm kinda wondering if they really do fill the chip bags with air or an inert gas like argon/nitrogen. Cause like wouldn't a lot of air end up with them going stale faster?

 

You're technically correct

Need someone to measure the air ppm in a freshly opened bag

 

I mean the Nano dude is probably a troll acct right, no one is that dumb are they? He's like a caricature, "This thing is best because I said so, I'll provide zero evidence of said claim and anyone who thinks otherwise has poo brain"

 

You learn more about it in-depth in food safety regarding time - temperature abused items

And how moisture and oxygen levels attribute to that with certain foods being TCS foods

 

That's pretty common though across the internet now, 'JuSt dO yOuR rEsEaRcH' aka read/watch the same biased crap I do and you'll agree with me

 

That was an interesting approach.

Speaking of unique approaches and places we are familiar with. Have you flown this one? I am pretty sure it is an and out in one direction only because of the surrounding terrain.

48°38'56.53"N 120°30'6.18"W