1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Alize and Brandy are classy names

(says every ghetto mom with 4" long fake nails and eyelashes)

 

Dude I swear it ain't even those moms that come up with the dumbest names. It's the pumpkin spice mafia that comes up with shit like Payzleigh-Ann or adding -ora or -a to otherwise normal names turning them from say... Elizabeth to Elizabētha

The amount of names I see coming from 5-6th generation american women with accent marks in them is astronomical.

 

There is a Mean girls move meme for this but I don't feel like getting a 3 bann for posting it.

 

I posted this video here but...can't find it

People using all kinds of "X" in names and shit nowadays

 

Dunno if you saw this one

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwOPXdjpFwx/


The little boy named Howl at Sofias school has this thing now where any time another kid is crying, he just walks up to them and slams his hands down on top of their heads as hard as he can. He thinks he's being funny and helping I guess.
My first parent-helper shift last week I saw him do it to this little girl I was trying to help, and I was just like whaaaat the fuck dude lol. . I grabbed his arms to pull them away from her but am not supposed to get involved in any kind of discipline. Luckily the teacher was right there and grabbed him. Kid needs some outside help.

 

You should name your daughter Za-anne

 

"Lotta Xs in here", not even a joke. White moms are on the X name kick right now. It's spreading like a disease through the book groups and supermarket aisles.

 

No kids for life yo! Also my name is weird one too, not many white kids with an Arabic name. But also my Dad heard it cause a Red Sox pitcher had the same name so that seems pretty American haha

 

That's the one lol

 

@Wulf

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyWCIJzORFI/

 

I had no idea it was Arabic hah
Not too many white kids with a black name either I guess lol, though every Trey with a y seems to be white

 

Now that's funny

 

Seems on this coast, they're going with all the weird x-filled names

Meanwhile in the Midwest, they're keeping it in the family with all the Brittany's, Tiffany's, and Bethany's

And dude's are keeping their names to 3 letters - Bob, Dan, Jon, etc

 

@Empty_Lord can confirm?

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/MyC4hrv-Vzc?si=Dnzc7UOABGiqE_Hd

 

I prefer Bob as a dog name. Bet Dan's full name is Danyell, Midwest crazy names are actually just casual misspellings

 

You know that's already happening right

 

Those 3 letter names are so....

Short.