Jesus kids are stupid. (Facebook rant thread)

My 14yo cousin just posts up this on her FB wall "Never had sex, smoked weed, been drunk, snuck out OR skipped a class.if you think im lying,like this status." and her friends are clicking like as if there were Beiber tickets up for grabs.

What the hell do you say to that? I own a collection agency and have ways of hunting people down so I have a few thoughts.. But what would you do?

 

are you saying this because you think she had sex?

 

I cringe at some of the stuff my sons friends post, however I let them be kids...within reason of course.

 

All that shit will come back around and bite her in the ass if she's not responsible...let her make her bed and then when she gets in trouble tell her to fuckin' lay in it

 

Write:

*PrtSc -> Open MSPaint -> Ctrl V -> Save As:My Cousin is a whore ->Email Parents*

On her facebook page.

 

maybe they are clicking like because she lied along these lines....vvv

Never had sex, never smoked weed, never been drunk, never snuck out OR skipped a class

 

There is a reason I quit Facebook and only register with sites (like here) that I can retain a certain amount of anonymity.

Sure, someone could probably find me based on the posts I have made here - but how many mid-20 year old males own Taco's in Easter WA? I mean, it's a little more difficult than Googling someone's name off their FB page.

Facebook is either going to be a ruination of a generation or it will come to be an accepted norm (i.e no one will give a shit if you overshare).

However, you only have to take a cursory glance at the news or site's like www.isanyoneup.com to see how the internet (and people's stupidity) has ruined their lives (or could ruin their lives).

The internet is a double-edged sword and unfortunately most kids (fuck it, most people) are too stupid to understand that.

The only thing you can do is hope that she doesn't post / do something that will make it online and that she'll regret later.

Or maybe I'm just getting old.

/ Get off my lawn.

 

I don't see it.

 

maybe its just a joke... get over it stalker

 

yeah i wouldnt worry about it. kids are doing all this stuff in jr high. so its nothing new really (for the older folks it is)

 

u know theres a feature on fb to block certain ppls post from appearing on your home screen. problem solved.

 

i like how the OP's location says "bottom of a bottle" doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

 

i cant stand beiber!!

 

she's most likely lying about one of those

 

Think about why your cousin put that up there... She wanted attention. That's it.

 

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