Whatever

They are not spreading the moron gene so for humanity!

 

Nothing had to do with the weed, but it's definitely not a approved by these agencies.
This all had to do with nosey Karen's. No when someone has filed a complaint, you are not aloud to say no. Yet, when you haven't done anything wrong, why avoid? Just take what they say as a grain of salt and get the fuck out of my house unless you have definite proof that I have done something. I'll be more than happy to goto jail. 3 meals a day and 2 showers a week. sounds like a good deal to me.
In the past 4 months, my wife has called the cops twice on me. Why you might ask... cause I had a few drinks..
Trust me, when the cops show up, I just walk over and put my hands behind my back. The last cop asked why... cause I am not stupid. It's for your protection and mostly mine. If I make a wrong move, I don't need 4 officers tackling me getting into handcuffs. I am not a threat to you or my family, but you can't take me to jail just because I made someone mad. I cooperate fully and explain the situation.
Trust me, not my first rodeo with law enforcement.

 

I hate dealing with the police; been in handcuffs a few times; the last time I was kind and polite enough that they gave me a desk/appearance/ticket instead of arresting me..

That being said, I am always respectful but I am not going to give an inch I don't have to.
They showed up a few times out here - I met them as they are walking down the driveway; they don't even make it to the house.
Yes sir/no sir and shut my fucking mouth..

Even if you haven't done anything wrong, they can fuck you, without proof...
I have had cop friends tell me "don't talk to the police" - which tells me all I need to know.

 

I get that, that's why I am always cooperative.
At 10pm I'm fishing at a lake..2 highway patrol start walking down the beach. The bypass 15 people fishing and approach me
Guy left his 14 year old on the beach fishing and he was happy AF. Dad decided to goto the bar, then got pulled over for a dui...he told the cops to come look for me,considering I took care and helped hid son for the previous 15 hours. But trust me, when 3 cops, a ranger and department of fish and game walk down Beach and bypass everything and everyone to come and question you? So,I have 3 agencies bombarding me, there is about3 to 5 ways I can get screwed here.
Kid = really not my problem.
Dad= definitely not my problem.
I was just Trying to be helpful person, yet it led to handcuffs and me sitting on a beach until they could figure it out.
I am tired of trying to be nice and caring individual.

 

Only in NM

 

Spoiler

 

“First time I went to the beach in Southern California, I saw a girl in a seashell bikini. I found out that if I hold her seashells to my ear, I could hear her scream”
- Ron White

 

Call it an inferiority complex. I have this fear that the first time a woman sees me naked, she’s just gonna run out of the park screaming.

 

Random corporate trivia…
Walmart, the world’s largest retailer, does not have a store in America’s largest city. The reason being that they are decidedly anti-union. While NYC is decidedly pro-union. In a “make’em an offer they can’t refuse” sort of way.
Meanwhile, Jimmy Hoffa is reportedly in a Walmart restroom in New Jersey. Still waiting for an employee to wash his hands.

 

Walmart restroom

 

No good deed goes unpunished..

 

Whut? When I’m on one of my road-trips, I make it a point to look for Walmart just to use their restroom. They are always relatively clean, well, compared to most convenience stores. And they don’t know or care that I’m not gonna buy anything.

 

Rip

 

Gonna copy this here too since we have some critterville folks here as well.

Hey folks! I heard from John today! He says he's doing ok and wanted to say hey to all the critterville folks!

Sounds like things are still messed up and I inquired for a little more info, but we'll see.

Tacoma skye is getting big and turned 3! Hopefully he will send a photo.

Anyway, just wanted to pass that along for everyone who has been asking and wondering.