Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

fair is fair, my turn...

https://www.magnaflow.com/products/...nd-series-cat-back-performance-exhaust-system

scroll down slightly, my truck is the white one xD

 

Hella halogen 700’s? Was that picture taken in 2010?

 

yeah, about the time i started visiting your mom, from time to time. say, what color are your eyes...?

 

Lmao, in all reality I recognized these since i used to have them on my LR Disco. Truck looks good man

 

Pretty rich coming from someone who still lives with his mom

 

no way, if anything she lives with me cuz we both live in my truck along with our 4 dogs. might i borrow some soap, friend...

 

Well, at least I know you don't plan on taking anyone to jail, because they won't fit in the back seat. Well, that isn't really gen 2 specific. Any Tacoma..

 

Roast away!

 

Tires are a bit big for britches there. Kinda the opposite problem you have at the frat house. Too many matchsticks for your twin bed in the back of your truck there. Least the scenery is nice on the side of the road where you ran out of gas there, short round

 

GAF

 

If I wanted to make a truck out of Play-Doh I would call you. But if you drove a truck like this, I can guarantee you your mom would be driven... Well I'm not going to say that on the internet. But see if you can put your headlights any higher. Holy fuck That's a Willie Nelson front end right there. That 70s show called, they want their Vista Cruiser back. Where was that picture taken? John Hammond's backyard? Clearly somebody spared no expense. Nice muscle truck. Are the muscles coming later? Hope you got a tracking number Bud.

 

That bumper?!??! Looks like something that came off the back of a tug boat.
At least it's got 'rock-catcher' plates that are vented! For the hp boost, of course.

And your front end/grill reminds me of those old Rolls Royce front end kits you could paste on to the front of your VW beetle.
So cool, not.
(Unless you're Tommy "Dave's not here'" Chong!)

 

Dave's not here, change my mind

 

"Can we get a Tacoma?!"

"We have a Tacoma at home!"

The Tacoma at home:

 

If that not a daddy's boy shopping list, call me ray Charles. Look at that overbite .... Between the lack of bumper and advertising the owners manual as a feature, I'd say we've hit the sad, soggy, bottom boys.

Should've got a Frontier.

 

I've seen those wheels somewhere before..oh...now I remember...

 

Boi, this is a roasting thread, not a defend your thesis thread. I would say bust out them chestnuts and let's get going but... Judging by your truck I doubt you have any hair on your chest.

Or any nuts worth a gander

 

6" bed please.