Whatever

“Private! I didn’t see you at camouflage class this morning!”

“Thank you, Sergeant”

 

Kansas
Carry on, Dave

 

But what are you doing?

 

He has his own radio show so he knows how to talk to people. He just doesnt know how to talk to US.

 

Nice application of the Cock Blockage.

 

Had me some scrambled eggs, smothered in wolf brand chili, onion, shredded cheese and chopped green chilies. It were goooood

 

My stuff usually breaks sat night

 

Wont be in a few hours

 

Whomever decided to call them itty-bitty candy bars “fun size”, was a very sick-minded individual

 

Same with the "Thin" cookies

 

New Mexicans are born with digestive systems that scoff in the face of danger. Our mamas gave us ghost peppers to cut our teeth on.

 

I’ve got one stubborn rose that refuses to acknowledge that it’s November and in the 30’s at night.

 

This reminds me of @G8R_Taco

 

Fun size is more like 4’11”.

 

only in your world

 

Spoiler

 

@G8R_Taco is my homeboy. He and I attended the same concert back in 1995. Neither of us knew the other existed at the time. Although, I strongly suspect it was him in the row behind us. Someone back there was toking so much wacky weed that I had to take a nap in the parking lot before I could drive home.