1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Bronx = leave me alone, I just like eating, treats, and laying in my bed

Biscuit = follows me everywhere, but if I shoo her away, she loves being near Stephanie or Theo

If Theo's in his sitter, she's constantly licking his hands or sniffing his face and Theo thinks it's funny so yeah...she's definitely gonna be his dog

 

@FLBAdrian

Can't let the night end without saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

@Tour991 for just $195,000 you can own one of Lundqvist's game worn goalie masks

https://gamewornexchange.com/collec...ork-rangers-painted-by-daveart-on-bauer-shell


Seriously wtf, that is an insane asking price

 

Yeah way to ritch for me. But if i had stupid money I might make an offer. Lundquist is one of my favorit goalies.

 

@Ozark_RegCab your next write off

 

I'm literally waiting and watching Dex take a massive shit on our walk, getting a bag on my hand ready and this kid comes up to me asking me if I want to hear about his church

No, and your timing is awful bro

 

Correlation vs causation

 

Yeah mine too. No surprise I've always had a soft spot for goalies in general but I always thought he deserved a Cup the most out of all the greats that never won one. Just sucks his closest opportunity came against the Kings in 2014 lol. I couldn't cheer for him then of course

 

Awws it's awesome they still get along so well

 

this is some sitcom tier timing lol

 

Could definitely have been the foundation for a Seinfeld episode

 

What's the deal with proselytizing? You're standing there at your lowest, scooping some poop, and someone comes up and asks if it's a good time to chat!?

 

This just made me LOL

 

See, if he had come at me with something like 'you know...Jesus never had to deal with anyone's shit' then I might very well have heard him out

 

Same, when Alec Martinez scored the cup winning goal on him in 2014 I was beyond happy but just slightly sad seeing him laying on the ice like that.
I have always like NY goalies. Mike Richter was another good one. His 94 cup run was a pretty good one.

 

Our transport authority actually has been weaponizing the Jesus criers to remove junkies from in front of bus stations. The head of the transport authority explained his strategy. I have to say it works pretty well cuz the guy with the megaphone screaming about God does tend to keep away the junkies.

 

And now J Quick, who's leading the league in save % haha. Some bitter irony there for the Kings

 

I think it's the opposite. I think Jesus had to deal with Everyone's shit.

 

Did he now