Whatever

Can I buy a vowel?

 

How you feeling dude

 

All but one

 

I went to the eye doctor and he held up a chart.
“Can you read this?”

CZJWINOSTAWCZ

I said “Read it? Hell, I know the guy”

 

Atta girl! Keepem guessing! Ladies got gumption

 

I need to feesch

 

Does it start with an A?

 

X2

No

Also, no.

I remember one of my 9th grade teachers loved it because it was shared with a famous person within their field of teaching.

 

So, I guess today’s youth isn’t a total loss. A young feller just knocked on my door. Trying to sell me a subscription video surveillance system. I have to admit he was a pretty good salesman.
I said “I don’t need it. I have a chihuahua”
He said “Great, is it trained to call the police?”
I said “No, but a gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.”
He replied “But for only as little as $5.00 a month, you’ll have video evidence to prove it was a home invasion”
The kid almost sold me

 

Beetlejuice?

 

Well shit...no sleep tonight.

 

who ya takin ?

 

Back in the day, cowboys would hang lanterns on their saddle to see the trail at night.
It was the first saddle light navigation system

 

i / we love you Dave....

 

Along those lines:

 

Shakespeare
Einstein
Tesla

 

Standish
Standoff

 

What is going on in here

 

I+O are vowels . I don’t know what you mean