Whatever

for @HoboDave

 

I like shiny and glistening things

 

I’ve been to Paris. I was a little miffed when I found out I didn’t need a French/English dictionary in Paris, Texas

 

“We rednecks like shiny things. That glitter on bass boats…ya don’t see that on yachts, do ya?”
- Jeff Foxworthy

 

Dem moist bootys two

 

I remember going to Disneyland as a kid and she gave me a big hug. Now I’m traumatized

 

Spoiler: If you eat too much, too often...

 

Cheers.