Whatever

I asked my niece what she wanted for Christmas. She said “I want Barbie and G.I. Joe dolls”
I said “Doesn’t Barbie come with Ken?”
She said “Nah, she just fakes it with Ken”

 

Spoiler

 

I've apparently hidden the book from myself but I found a few other goodies.

Base newsletters....


A collection of elementary students work from my school there.

Spoiler

 

@Hobbs

 

Awww. Look at you!!

 

Lol see? Nothing like a hippopotamus.

 

A cop came to my door…
“I got a report that your dog was chasing a kid on a bicycle”
I said “It couldn’t have been my dog then, she doesn’t even have a bicycle”

I got a chuckle a few minutes ago when I took my dog outside. She knows her allowed parameters. So she saw a kid riding a bike in the middle of the street. She ran down to the property line, staying on the sidewalk. Then chased him, barking, all the way to the other property line, coming to a screeching halt. It was a lot cuter in person and it reminded me of the joke.

 

Hieronymus Bosch?

 

Dave!




Well there goes the neighborhood

@StayinStock send the man a prize

 

Still waiting on my red heads @Red Mud Ray

 

I remembered the name from the Harry Bosch books and tv series. He was named after the artist that did really weird paintings if I remember correctly

 

I want a parrot, but my wife won’t let me get one

 

Hieronymous, in ancient Greek: Hieronymos... dunno about modern Greek.
Different alphabet anyway, so transliteration to the Latin alphabet is always iffy.


As in the painter Hieronymous Bosch... who from the looks of things, was a real fun guy






Oh wait, I said I was gonna stay out of this






Anyway, that's my guess

 

My mom had a Mexican Redhead parrot. That thing lived for years and years. It might still be alive for all I know. When my mom died we gave it to a family friend. It was okay until it wanted fed or something. A more ear piercing screech you’ll never hear

 

there’s a lady that has one that I know. The parrot goes to the grocery store with her and sits on her shoulder