Whatever

The hosts probably assume that the guests will make their Subs clean it all up. Safe assumption.

Anyway, I'm going to Rockford, Illinois for some silly reason.

 

When I hear Rockford this will probably come to mind after seeing that ABNB

 

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We got snow here. This may be the year that I take up skiing.

 

“Anyway, I'm going to Rockford, Illinoisfor some silly reason.”


Oh shit, I’m dyin

Thanks for the laugh

Also, don’t forget





Safety first!!!

 

Makes me want to take a trip there to tour ….. but not touch anything……the place!

 

Yeah, that happens to me all the time.

 

Spoiler

 

I never had any desire to snow ski. Firstly, I hate cold and snow, hence why I stay in a godforsaken desert. Secondly, water skiing you at least hit something soft. Not trees, boulders and buildings.

 

They had me at:
Trust Me
Love Me
F### Me

 

You gone eat all of that?

 

Spoiler

 

A soldier is sent to a remote base in Alaska that has only 6 other soldiers stationed there, all men. He asks the sergeant where he can get a woman and is told that there are no human beings within 150 miles of them. There is an alternative and takes him to a barrel with a hole in the side of it. The sergeant tells him to unzip, put it in the hole and knock 3 times on the barrel. The new guy gets done and says, “that was amazing! And I can do this anytime I want?” “Any day but Sunday” sarge says. “Why not Sunday?”. asks the new guy. “Because Sunday is your turn to be in the barrel”

Spoiler

 

@SACTOWN

 

https://youtu.be/biHjRbQ9ab0

 

She has a very nice pair…of eyes