Idiot women shoot themselves when attempting a drive-by

Two women suspected of firing shotgun rounds into a Phoenix residence Friday evening may have shot themselves in the process, police said.
The women, 18 and 28 years old, were still hospitalized Saturday, but their injuries aren't life threatening and they will be booked into jail after they are released, said Phoenix police spokesman Sgt. Steve Martos.
The women's names haven't been released. And no one else appeared to have been injured, police said.
Calls about the shooting near 59th Avenue and McDowell Road came in Friday shortly after 8 p.m. The suspects were spotted fleeing in a vehicle as officers were responding, Martos said.
After failing to pull over, the women were involved in a crash a few miles northeast of the scene near 43rd Avenue and Camelback Road.
The women tried to run away, Martos said. Police noticed their gunshot wounds after apprehending them.



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if you're going to do something illegal, at least try

 

Hehe. Always make me laugh when criminals fail.

 

X2. Love watching robbers get stuck in the store

 

Watch Smoking Gun World's Dumbest? Me and my wife love that show!

 

Dumb bitches need to learn the meaning of ricochet. Probably were blasting bird shot at a window and got a taste of their own retardedness.

 

"Orville Smith, a store manager for BEST BUY in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe. After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine."

Now, that's a well written Police report.



Just got this in an email. Made my day. I don't know if it is true , but I like to think it is.

 

^^^^^^haha!!!!! that is just friggin awesome!

 

some women are not meant to handle a firearms at all.

 

Stupid bitches. They got what they deserved!! Would have been better if they were life threatening injuries. I have no pity for people like that.

 

Great show.you almost don't believe that it's real. Some dumb muthr fukrs in this world

 

WIN!

 

haha that is great!

 

I 100% second that