1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

The doctor is in

 

Funny you say that, I was actually wondering last night if he had said his first word yet and was gonna ask you. Sofia's was dada but that's kind of a questionable word in the first place lol.


I got up this morning and stumbled into the dark living room at 6am after a rough night of River crying a bunch...tripped over a giant potato Dex pulled out of the kitchen island and left right in the middle of the floor. Day is off to a good start

 

He's said "dadada" and "mamamama" many times in the past weeks but not in any way that it sounds intentional

He was quiet when I was telling Bronx to stop barking, I stopped (walking up to the door) and suddenly Theo bursts out with it

I mean it was on fucking point so you know it was intentional

 

Just tell him to stop crying

You probably didn't even ask him

 

"Cash me outside"

 

Sony has some impressive noise cancelling head phones, they made me question whether the world had gone silent. Way better than the old Bose noise cancelers.

 

hit up the liquor store dumpsters, they always have beefy cardboard

 

@Wulf how's the job hunt going? Are oyu looking forward to creating shareholder value again soon?

 

My Tacoma is like $15/year for full comp. Dunno how that works out lol

The Camry and f350 sure aren't that cheap lol

 

I am looking forward to money and health insurance that doesn't cost $1200 a month out of pocket lol

I made it to final round interviews at one company that I'm excited about but haven't heard anything from 80 percent of the ones I've applied to otherwise

 

A potato.?? that is an unforgettable way to start the day

 

Nice, I'm waiting to hear back also. I'm currently uninsured actually, maybe I should look into Hagerty since I don't get out much these days and feel kinda over the hill.

 

I hope they call you back with good news about it! I know the slog to even get a response. Sometimes I wonder if businesses put want ads out just to see levels of interest to gauge whether they have enough of an upper hand to hire.

 

Hagerty needs you to also be garage kept and in a safe location. Sorry you're ineligible.

 

This is a real thing, I think they call them "ghost jobs." A lot of companies just want to appear to be growing to shareholders.

 

He does this from time to time, pulls a potato, onion or yam out of the veggie bin in the kitchen island and then takes it to the living room. Usually puts it in his bed and sleeps next to it, never eats them. Just cozies up to veggies. It's weird lol

 

I spreadsheet everything for DVR to know i'm out here trying

of the jobs I've applied to the last 2 months, 69 percent have not responded in any way

of the jobs I've applied to in the last 12 months 85 percent have not responded

lolllll

 

i think he wants a puppy to cuddle up with

 

NIIICCEEEEEE