Whatever

This guy.

 

Mrs Gritto just read to me an article in today's Reckless Herald.
Don't ask me why she was reading the Sports section

Anyway, the Steelers still have an outside chance at getting into the playoffs... even though they've been really shitty lately.

Terry Bradshaw was asked if the Steelers team from his era (the 1970s) could beat today's Steelers.

Bradshaw: "Sure, but it would be close"
Interviewer: "How close?"
Bradshaw: "Oh, maybe 10-7"
Interviewer: "Why so close?"
Bradshaw: "Well, my teammates are all in their 70s, after all"

 

You look like if summer school was a person.

 

You're from California.......

 

Spoiler

 

Dude looks

 

So, I stopped at a DUI checkpoint and the cop asked for my license. He looked at it, then at me.
“You grew a beard huh?”
“No, officer, I shaved the photo”

 

You look like political groups argue if you should be allowed to play sports in a womens league.

 

I hear that he runs a cartel or somethin.

 

The only difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket.

 

He ain’t THAT hot.

 

You look like the before ad for a rehab.

 

It’s gettin’ savage up in here this mornin’
Somebody pissed in the corn flakes?

 

Spoiler

 

He’s a goon, no doubt about that

 

No, no, no. You use two fingers for a peace sign

 

Banjo update! @G8R_Taco @HoboDave

I did lesson 3 today cause my picks didn't come till late last night and I didn't want to get too used to playing without the picks cause it's hard to adjust. Anyway, the pick for the index finger is too big! It's sliding off my finger! They're metal so I'll try bending them to size, but I may need to shove something else in there to make it fit better. I got baby hands.

Today it's putting the melody of "boil that cabbage" together with pinching. Sounds like a super slow hoedown in here.