Whatever

yes
https://youtu.be/LyWzsGI_h5U

 

I tried that. They don't wanna stay cause it overlaps the metal.

 

fruit of the loom!

 

Somebody must make them in smaller sizes. I’ve seen kids on tv pickin banjo

 

I'm sure they do, but I gotta go back to the internet to look. I was hoping to be able to try one on there to see if it fit.

 

So, I’m walking around with a flyswatter…
Wife:”Ya killing any?”
Me: “Yep. I got 5 so far. 3 male and 2 female”
Wife: “How could you possibly know that?”
Me: “Welp, 3 was on a beer can and 2 was on the phone”

 

He was probably trying to hit on ya!

 

Now that’s a cynical attitude to take. Let’s have a show of boobs from all women that think all men are pigs

 

There's an outside chance. But keep in mind I'm dressed like a hobo in my work clothes, I haven't showered for several days and I came in asking about the banjo.

 

true

 

to be specific...
the dark briefs look cleaner much longer than the pastel's.

 

I think you are just tryin to get me to flash you!!
But they are real and they are spectacular

I never said men are pigs, just said this feller is probably interested in Ms. Mollie

Attire be damned!
I've gotten hit on when wearing stinky baggy overalls, covered in grass clippings and smelling like gasoline..



Let us review:
He responded "me too!" with enthusiasm
Then he wanted to touch you

Experience tells me my assumption is correct

 

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You knew this was coming

 

yup totally foreseeable

not gonna happen though