Whatever

deep fry it

 

R on da half shell either or

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/first-pair-of-cowboy-boots-help-me-out.821834/

 

I need some cowboy boots to match my banjo!!!!

 

“Anybody tries to butter my biscuit with a worm, he better have a long stride”
- Gus McCrae (In the book, Lonesome Dove, not the tv series)

 

Those could both be me!

 

Those won't match my banjo.

 

@StayinStock can paint yer banjo

 

@HoboDave can do that part with his air banjo

 

I haven’t worn a diaper since…the last time I was in Vegas

 

Perfect! See! You already have more experience. You'll be better suited for the role.

 

Random life tip…

If you’re ever in the company of a dominatrix, yer gonna want to refrain from statements like “I think it’s time to hit the sack”

 

Then maybe you need a new banjo.....

Or this!!!

Yikes

 

Well after all that rain and warm temperatures the snow is gone . That didn’t last long . 44* right now