Colorado B.S. Thread

Doooooo it!!!!

 

the chance of snow sends a lot of people to the store in a hurry and they panic buy weeks of groceries as if they're gonna get snowed in lol

 

I think Id need some beverages to work up the audacity to eat that lol

 

I was hoping for WWII surplus. That truly is gourmet. I'd eat that today.

 

But I'll eat these first.

 

it's steaming in its bag per the instructions.. quality tbd

 

it is reminiscent of a Lunch ables pizza in taste. the pepperoni and cheese have the dried waxy texture of jerky you'd find at a gas station out in the sticks. the crust is really soft and chewy, like an underdone bread roll.




overall I would give this a 2/10. it is pizza adjacent enough and somehow isn't the worst pizza I've ever had. I do fear for my well-being, this can't be good for my stomach

 

As someone who's spent a lot of time in Wisconsin I feel confident in saying that that is a concerning color for cheese to be.

 

Have fun not shitting for a week..... Or shitting non-stop for a week straight. Could go either way.

 

Bravo. Too bad the color looks like zombie death. I may have to try it.
Please report back in a couple hours with any side effects.
These have been fairly rough on the system.

 

15 minute update: uh oh

 

Are the pears any different from this?

 

much worse. Very little texture, more of a puree in heavy syrup. But they are sweet.

 

Supposed to be -18 Monday night. Truck cranked pretty slow this morning at -11, made lots of unhappy whiney noises.

 

godspeed soldier

 

Or your kidneys or your pancreas or your liver..

holy cow that looks inedible.

 

Oh boy!!!!

 

I’ll give you $3 honest the diced pears covered in the cheese bacon sauce.

 

It would be the other way around, pear puree atop cheese bacon sauce paste.
That being said, the bacon cheese spread is pretty good, same quality as Swiss Colony, and would prefer to not taint it with pears. It goes well with the Ry-Krisp.
Ry-Krisp, btw, was purchased by ConAgra, and shut down in 2015, so the packs I have should soon be in high demand as a collectors item.