Whatever

Never seen Lord of the Rings before

 

Jerry Jones: I’ll be right back
Jerry: Picks up phone
Caller on other end: Belichick residence. How can we help you?
Jerry: Is Bill home?

 

Welp, I wonder what’s on the hallmark channel

 

Nah, my damn neighbor showed up on his tractor, I was like "why weren't you here an hour ago'.

Me either

Me either

 

I bet bear has.

 

Was that yours? How many arranged marriages do we have in whatever?

 

Poor Dave. Poor @1buzzbait.

 

Penalties are killing Green Bay

 

Thank you the offspring of Ms Piggy and Kermit the Frog. You look like if a big toe was a person.

 

I believe that's true.
My grandfather and grandfather in-law were life long 'close friends' as early as 1902.
I believe 100% it was arranged. Fine with me. June will be 57 years (she rules)

 

@HoboDave

 

Aw. That's sweet. ❤️

 

@tclavell told me that you like to eat shit sammiches, but I took up for you cause I know you dont like bread.

 

Your understanding of a balanced diet is ice cream cones in both hands.

 

Whoops

 

both of you need more protein.

 

The weather has obviously delayed delivery of the Cowboys “meds”

 

You're one of them studying fellers; could you pull out yer tampon and tell us what period it came from?

 

This is probably true.