Whatever

Nope!

If you saw how I drank from 16-18 . . .
twas a lifetime of drinkin' done
way before 21

And I can still drink, I just rarely do
I easily had a 12pk+ and a butt ton of moonshine at my neighbors and still remember walking home [without busting my ass] so

I don't like how it fucks up my stomach and I hate being hung over

 

I didn’t start drinking till I was 21

 

third grade/Budweiser

 

Liar.

 

I had the fear god in my head from my parents. I was actually a loser In high school I didnt go to one party

 

A butt ton is all you needed to say!

 

I was a complete outkast aka the 'new kid' so not alot of parties goin on
But I worked at Target and so I drank a lot with my 30ish co/workers, after work, days off, bars, bowling alleys, golf course

My parents had their own issues so as long as I got good grades and was home by sunrise - we were all good

 

Yea I am in martial arts and worked out with a DEA commander and bunch of cops. Kids in high school thought I was a snitch

 

I did enough partying for all of us

 

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Quality werk, butt still room for improvement.

 

I have.....

Slept on mom's washing machine

Pissed in gf's closet (she later married me)

Had numerous 'I think I'm pregnant' scares (them, not me )

Had my name put on the wall (my kid sez its still there ) for drinking every type of beer a bar had in one night

Got kicked out of school for 10 days for
(Mom was so proud)

Spent a night in a casket

Taken out a wide assortment of mailboxes with my truck

Accidentally dumped a tray of beers on my Biology teacher (she was kinda hot )

 

Almost forgot....
Went to a party one night and I somehow woke up under the St. Louis Arch...and it was sleeting. Still knot sure how that happened.

Woke up one Christmas morning in a ditch...with 2 black eyes.

 

sounds normal

 

you are normal

 

Ok @mit88 your turn!


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Please answer the following and post a selfie [aka mug shot] to be added to page #1


Tell us a little bit about yourself:

What you do for a living
How old are you
Other countries you have visited
What you do for fun
Who is your most annoying friend and why
What is your favorite candy
What’s your favorite meal
Do you grill
Do you have a dog
and one embarrassing story about yourself

Then tag @StayinStock and @Gritto
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I would like to thank @SRH for these questions, they were mostly ripped off from the ones she asked me at my introduction
When she returns, I hope she approves of my job filling in for her as Secretary of Whatever

 

The quid pro quo is that we continue to let you hang out with us!!
All of us have been subjected to this process

Women run everything, one way or the other so don't be all
I was gonna make some crude comments but I am not tryin to get a ban

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