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Morning folks. Keeping warm for now. New blast coming in 8am on Saturday. Holy freeze week.
Y'all be safe.
Zim

 

Doing okay. Demanding and manipulative

 

Actually.... YES. She's got a state job, but she still does subcontract work on the side when it fits her schedule. But man she ain't cheap at all. & She is the definition of hot/mean/bitchy/bossy wife.

That's not too far away! About 50 miles. If your ever down this way? Hit me up!


Will get some pix posted later when we take the dogs for a walk

 

I think the entire northern gulf coast has lost its weather mind

 

So normal

 

Driveways done, 30* and the sun is out. Snow storm for last night missed me, only got 3”-4” Lunchtime

 

Oh, working from Home.

Walk into the room naked when she is on the phone.

 

I prefer to pee with the door open while she is on an open mic.


...might explain why I am not married any more...

 

But that would mean to be accurate you have to remember to take your pills LOL. I set mine on the counter as soon as I am making the first cup of coffee so I don't forget to take them. Have to have something in my stomach first so I told the doc I use coffee. He said something about that not counting and needs to be food, blah blah not sure what he said after that as coffee it is for me.

Sometimes it is much later in the day when I realize they are still sitting on the counter

 

I keep mine on the counter, next to phone and wallet, the struggle is real
Wife calls it the don’t forget about it spot, the mail and other stuff I don’t want to forget but just can’t remember right now

 

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Good morning all, stay warm and safe in the next round of storms.

 

Man that would get me punched in the balls real quick.
My wife is of the mean variety...

Besides I like her Boss (he's the Judge)... &but he don't need to see my junk. Lmao

When she has a WFH day, they do that teams/zoom thingy where they all see each other..

 

Be a man


I triple dog dare you

 

Dad made it through surgery. Woke up and was a total lunatic. Warned by staff about excessive angry swearing. My M.D. sister worked with anesthesiologist to find the sweet spot between drugged lunatic and angry pain lunatic.

Last text: “They finally let me take a piss with my own dick!”

Back to being himself anyway.

 

a triple dog dare with a Carmel apple couldnt get me to cross my angry ass wife.

im not stupid. she works for the Judge, is best friends with all the lawyers & cops....... there is no way it ends good for me.
(this is a by product of spoiling one rotten for the last 25years, then you wonder why the run over you....)

 

Glad it went well.

 

I threatened to do that to my wife once..haha.

Fortunately one of the cats is a crafty thing and showed his orange starfish to a Zoom meeting she was on.

 

Good afternoon

Currently 20 deg feels like 10 deg and snow showers

Sidewalks and driveways are very slippery today , almost fell a couple of times