Tacos in St. Louis area

For the love of all that is holy please make this thing

 

What pisses me off is when they don't move over for a vehicle when they have plenty of space and then get mad when you go around them

 

Or when there's a clearly marked bike path, but they're still in the middle of the road

 

YES! They act so freaking entitled!

 

Doesn't need to be. Just the side panels that hug your hips in a race seat so you don't slide around.

 

You mean the smug look they give you while you're in low gear pedaling for your life up barely a degree of grade and they just put right past you?

Yeah, fuck them....

but really I'm just jealous...

 

Okay, I'm interested. I have no idea what the construction of the actual seat is, but I'm willing to find out for science. There may be a way to add them without modifying the actual seat, but I'm not optimistic.

I guess I'll see what we have to attach these to and report back.

 

Or hurricane grips. Either way so you don't get flung off while you're flinging poo.

 

Bicycles are bad enough, but at least most people riding them are normal size so they are relatively narrow. The problem with E bikes is that now you have fat fucking people riding them everywhere and they aren't the most athletic so now you have fat fuckers at speed on a road.

 

Just think of the damage they can do to your car if you hit one of them




It's okay for me to say that because I am also fat

 

I don't have a problem with fat people.

I just have a problem with fat people/and meth heads....in the road.....on E bikes.....I just got a brand new car and the thought of one of these fuckers hitting me because they arent athletic/coordinated/on meth is a real concern down here in FL.

 

I don't know what the fuck is going on here, so I went back and looked......I'm fucking in!!!

So I am gathering its a shiter for the trailer hitch, with a bidet and bottle opener incorporated....possibly utilizing a racing seat.....how about a poly racing seat, easier to manipulate.....and its $19.99
https://www.summitracing.com/search...ts/product-line/summit-racing-poly-race-seats

 

Just get some armor for the car. Mad Max that shit

 

Supported

 

That happened in Columbia. By a cop. Who was playing on his phone. And the bicyclist caught it on camera.

 

And it's got built in hurricane handles! WIN WIN!

 

Hurricane Handles .... Sounds like handles of hurricane mix.

I'm in

 

You've never heard of the handicap stall bars being called hurricane handles? For when the hurricane hits after TacoHell.

 

Yes but....

Have you never had a hurricane? The drink?

 

I don't remember...