Whatever

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

 

This policy does not apply nationwide, it is up to local LE [law enforcement] Agencies.
The LE Agencies that do traffic enforcement are usually county/city/state - Feds don't fuck with that shit.

They don't wanna look 'racist' so they tell officers not to stop someone just for a registration violation or a seat belt violation.
This policy wouldn't be published anywhere - it would be an internal memo or verbal directive given at a staff meeting at best.

 

...that's terrible since it was the bait to lure @G8R_Taco

 

@amyracecar , is this true?

 

Spoiler

Yesterdays poll.

 

I have alternate bait for him. I know he misses NM and our chile

 

@G8R_Taco

 

IDK - it might work with me.
But I'm gonna throw whatever right back at you and if you handle it with some humor and grace, then we can chat.
If you act like a complete dick, I'll just tell you to f*ck off.

NO FOOD tho!!

 

DeLorean and ride back to 1962 to start from scratch

 

Techart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX5pSgH4rYs

 

WoW

 

Today’s walk random

 

Random

 

@G8R_Taco
https://youtu.be/oELWmTVR_j4