Colorado B.S. Thread

I won on Ebay!
Literally got up at 4am to beat the asshole that has been beating me the last few weeks.
Eat a dick pal.

 

I bought my truck brand new from Pueblo Toyota and they do not have a wash bay or service.

 

Wrong. The guy that sold you the giant purple dildo won.

 

It's brass.
You're a giant purple dildo.

 

Corrosive resistant and non sparking.

Good choice.

 

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Colorado!!! Colorado title, plates and passed emissions!! This girl is all legal now!!

 

what the

 

That's pretty awesome! I do feel like an elaborate, external roll cage would be prudent. More importantly, have you taken it off any sweet jumps lately?

 

Total count of USDM Toyotas in Costa Rica over 8 days:

• 21 - Tacomas (most were 1st and 2nd gens, all but one had local plates. One 2.0 gen was from British Columbia)
• 7 - 4 runners. One 5th gen, most of the rest were 3rd
• 2 - Tundra (the model that ended in 2020 with the V8)
• 1 - Sequioa - Wtf
• 1 - T100
• Also, one Gladiator with an Alucab with some US State. I couldn’t tell because they had one of those vanity surround things with some silly catch phrase blocking the state.

 

I like snow.

 

If anyone is looking to add a fur-baby to their home, I've got the pup for you

https://www.instagram.com/p/C27mWgvLS7s/?igsh=OTVoNDYxN3piYmw1

For those without the gram, here's a mediocre photo


He's our foster through Mountain Pet Rescue

 

Talking with my mom tonight, she brought up a house we lived in when I was about 3, in Savonburg, Kansas. I actually remember it. Average size house back then, small compared to today.
Always thought it was a rental. Nope, Dad bought that house for the princely sum of $2000.00 back in 1970.
Had 3 acres with it.

 

That's a good lookin' boy! I hope he gets adopted soon. Life ain't worth much without a fuzzer farting you off of the couch.

 

What is this thing!? It is amazing!

 

10/10 definitely would give many pets !!!

 

That Ebay is dangerous. I forgot about some bids, and apparently won.
Just scored a complete Orient Express set, never used, perfect condition, engine doesn't run, for a steal. I know why the engine doesn't run and it's an easy fix.

 

ebay and Ambien can creat a lot of surprises

 

Random info about Wrangler Jeans and their warranty if anyone is interested. Essentially they cover defects if you send them in and replace them or cut you a check.

I sent in 5 pairs, figured it was worth a shot since the process including shipping is free. Sure enough I got 2 back and a check for 2 others. 5th pair I got snacked on a piece of pipe that ripped from the back pocket dang near down to the back of the knee so I wasn't surprised those weren't replaced ha. If you look up the reviews there's a lot of people saying the back pocket rips at the button and the belt loops come off. Their jeans fit me the best which is why I own almost all Wranglers, over the last 2 years though the quality dropped. They list a 1 year warranty but I'm pretty sure the ones I sent in were quite a bit older. Gave them a ballpark of when I purchased them. Replacement took about 5 weeks, another 3 and a check randomly showed up in the mail.