1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Good thing you don't have kids

I don't like the idea of a big anything for the first birthday but if other people gonna pitch in to get it done why not

Buuuuut leaving his wife to take care of the kiddos so often like man...he's a nice dude and all but fucking priorities

Think I mentioned this enough to Kira and Ryan just before they met him

 

I'd be down if I had a sweet tooth, now free Cheez-Its or something might get me to do a flyby

 

Yeah dude that's why I tagged you guys, I was like wtf

 

Amen to that

 

I agree in general but sometimes the cake is disappointing, was at one of my daughter's friends birthday parties last weekend and the cake they served was this plain vanilla with raspberry icing. Literally every kid at the party, including me, took one bite and didn't eat the rest.

I'm a basic bitch with cake, needs to be chocolate or mostly chocolate

 

I feel like having a picky eater could land you in a world of expensive and disappointing foods if you're not careful.

 

Oh I'm the mayor of that world currently, trust me lol

 

I'll pour one out for you

 

yeah it wasn't that bad here, unless you were dumb enough to get caught in the wash or drainage canals. Maybe some areas by the coast got flooded but nothing like what Sandy Eggo got. They mostly got it yesterday and maybe today, I know there's a lot of TW members down there so probably a lot of soggy Tacos at the moment

 

It's a hard pass for me if the child sneezes all over it to blow out the candles.

Went on a date with a girl a couple days ago who is a very picky eater.... as if choosing a place to eat wasn't hard enough to begin with.

 

It's been weird here; I go to pick up steel right, mind you it was dry where I live

I get there only what, 11-12 mins away



And back home



It's been mostly dry right around my house yesterday and today still

 

Yeah I don't have any parental instinct to be okay with nasty shit, I don't want anything children have free access to in general.

Fancy picky or basic picky... tell me ya'll didn't go to Red Robin

 

I don't even think parents are ok with this

 

She the one with the Tacoma?

 

I mean, you do kinda get used to getting coughed and sneezed on

 

Ya'll will absolutely snipe some goldfish or a graham cracker junior has had snot, spit and vomit on in a hurry... I've see it

 

I get sneezed on, but that gets wiped quick lol but on my food or food I'm gonna eat?

Passsssssss

 

Oh hell no dude, I'll snag some more of those ranch puffs (when I give him some) but he'll have his own and ill get mine from the can myself

 

Imma add this to the quotes I'm saving for when he's 2 - 4 years old and we'll revisit them

 

Imma find a can of these things to try em... problem is if I know I like them I won't be able to stop buying them