1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You're at work today?

School district out here considers today a day off

 

today ain't shit as far as I'm aware. I have next monday off though

 

Yeah that's what I was wondering

She has next Monday off too

 

Next monday is presidents day so that makes sense... today is national poop day though... I know how CA loves their public feces

 

Bay Area doesn't define all of CA

 

In fact, many of us want them to fall off the CA map

 

Lincolns Birthday

Didn't know that was a thing, least it's a paid day for her

 

Teachers are on annualized contract, unless they're fired everyday is a paid day

I don't remember ever having Lincoln's birthday off even when I went to elementary in CA

 

Oh me neither, so....I'm guessing just part of all the changes since we've been out of school

Like complicated math and other shit

 

Hope mines a no-wiper.

 

Haha yeah she suddenly one day went from just pooping wherever she was to hiding behind stuff and doing it while watching to see where we were. It's like a primal instinct I suppose, to feel poop shame and want to hide but also make sure your source of food and protection is nearby

 

Like a much less adorable dog.

 

I don't think dogs have any shame though, it's like they want you to see it.

If anything it's more like cats, because then immediately after there's a burst of crazy energy

 

Poop frenzy, seen it before in the trenches. Them's were dark times, dark times indeed.

 

Cats get the zoomies after taking a shit?

 

I guess cats do it as a instinctive way of fleeing the scene in case any predators were creeping in while they were doing the dirty, poop frenzy is a good word for it

 

We got a professional badge printer at work and I find it amusing just how good the print quality is. If I had this thing back in high school I'd have been rich.

 

I always thought that was a funny difference between cats and dogs, they're both carnivorous predators but maybe being smaller cats have more to worry about. Dogs don't give AF, anywhere will do and maybe just maybe they'll fling some grass at it after.

 

As far as I know that's exactly what the zoomies are and where they came from lol