PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

According to the Warrington community Facebook page, he's been well know in the area for about 25 years; I hope he remembers my truck and knows that he better not ask for money again...

 

This, the touching my property is a line.

 

Thankfully, I tested negative for COVID, but I am still sick; @Stitchgirl90 thought that it was a sinus infection, but now neither of us are sure...

 

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So, I just remembered this time probably years ago where I may or may not have helped a cute classmate cheat on an assignment...

I was in 10th grade I believe, and the girl in question was this hot blonde named Kelley Shaffrey who was a year older than me if I remember correctly. She was in some sort of elective class and the assignment had to do with pop culture or something. The assignment was to draw two trains on one track about to crash into each other; I was well known among the student populace for being able to draw incredible pictures of vehicles; Kelley did not know how to draw trains, or any vehicle for that matter...

Kelley approached me in study hall, and asked if I could do her a favor, specifically make a drawing of two trains about to crash into each other; Kelley had always been very kind to me during a period when I had been picked on A LOT, plus she was hot and I had a crush on her. Kelley was probably 16 or 17 at the time, tall, and blonde.

I had never drawn a train before either, but I told her I'd take a crack at it, and I got in touch with my inner Casey Jones...

If I'm remembering correctly, I drew two 19th century steam locomotives heading directly for each other. The assignment was due that day, I knocked it out in probably ten minutes, and Kelley was very grateful.

That was in about 2004 (maybe 2005), I believe; I was attending Centreville High School in Clifton, Virginia. Kelley was a year older than me and we only had one class together (study hall), but I remember her as being both very kind to me, and well-liked by everyone else who knew her. I don't know why the train drawing story suddenly came to me, but it did; I don't think it was cheating...

 

What ever this is needs to go away my ears feel like they are blocked

 

In my high school yearbook, but that's about it; I haven't seen any of my yearbooks in 7 or 8 years...

 

For some reason your story triggered a middle school memory, in typing class this crazy girl sitting next to me reached over dug her nails into my arm and scratched me. She was kind of what I would have called Goth, but this was way before that was ever a thing, and she is actually quite attractive lady today.

 

I had a serious crush on this girl named Diane when I was in 10th grade. She was in the same grade as me, but like four months older than me if I remember correctly (I was born in March 1989 and I remember that she born in late 1988). We sat next to each other in science class, and she was somebody I would classify as a Goth, at least in the way she dressed. Her personality was the total opposite of a stereotypical Goth, however. Actually, I'd describe her fashion choices as 50% Goth, and 50% BDSM/Dominatrix. I honestly wouldn't be shocked if she was into bondage, but she was a total sweetheart when I was in class with her. I had a portable DVD player with an LCD screen and a battery back, and I had most of the season sets of King of the Hill on DVD, and Diane loved the King of the Hill. During standardized testing, our teacher let me bring in the DVD player and Diane and I would watch everyone's favorite propane salesman on my DVD player. One of the episodes I watched with Diane the one where Connie gets her first period while Hank and Peggy are babysitting her; she had never seen that episode before and thought it was hilarious! Diane's mom was an architect and drove a 2001 Acura MDX (this was 2004-2005), but I haven't actually talked to Diane since probably 2006; I have found a few of my friends, both male and female, on Facebook over the last 15 years or so. However, most of the women have married and taken their husband's names, so finding them is much more difficult.

My first major crush (before Diane) was a Black/Dominican girl named Sydney who I met in 8th grade when we were both 13. She was very nice and a straight-A student, but she liked older guys and when she was like 15, she was dating a 21-year old (99% sure that in the Commonwealth of Virginia, that ain't legal). She also apparently got into some legal trouble for stalking another boyfriend and among other things, showing up at his work with a knife (I cannot confirm this). The last I talked to Sydney, which would have been via Facebook more than 12 years ago, she was married with a kid, working as a nurse, and moonlighting as a makeup saleswoman.

 

And on another note, no more that now that I've got Amanda. Also, why does the guy on the left with sunglasses remind me of Phil Leotardo?

 

She might be attractive, but I'd have to pass on that.

If she's already inflicting pain on you to indicate she likes you.
Just wait until she is pissed off at you.......

I had a girl I worked with tell me, " She wasn't normally into guys. But my long hair was attractive. And her and her, girlfriend would love some company."
She was nice enough, But she was a pagan and a witch or something. Just wasn't for me.

And before anyone ask. No, it didn't happen.

 

Was that her fucked up attempt at coming on to you or something?!?!

 

So she wanted a threesome?

 

Maybe, kind of seemed like it.
But I wasn’t interested.

 

If he can answer, he’s deciphered the “woman” code.

Sounds like he played it safe, and distanced himself from that.
Well played…..

 

I honestly don't know as she always seemed a little strange, her scratching me was totally unprovoked too.

 

What do you tell a whore with two black eyes?

 

It's sounds good from afar.
But I have a hard enough time keeping one woman happy, chance in a million I can keep two happy.
And when things go south, I got 2 pissed off women mad at me. One of them being a "Pagan Witch".

Easiest way to get out of a bad situation, is to never get into one to start with.....