1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

won't deny that

being undiagnosed auhd and having access to tech forums in the early 2000s had me reading a lot of useless tech as a special interest

 

I'm with you there, and I'm still criminally underfunded haha. I just stopped spending my money fixing things that ought to be replaced to save money long term.

 

@Wulf

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3GNtysvw8b/

 

When I took that month off after River was born, I became a regular at the local dog park with Dex every morning Mon - Fri after taking Sofia to school

After a couple weeks, one of the guys in the regular retired folks group that was always there finally asked me what I do, told him my job and that I was on family leave for a few weeks.

they all looked at each other like "ooooooooohhhh" like it was some kind of big mystery why a middle aged dude was regularly coming to the dog park at 10am every week day lol.

 

had my friend in IT bring his brother in to help with the mass amount of video editing we have to get done by the end of the month, he's stationed in the empty office room next to the studio all day. Barely been here an hour and every 5 minutes he's hacking up his lungs like he's dying....

I seriously don't think I can ever work a job with other human beings ever again, being alone in this studio for the last 4 years has ruined me

 

That was cleaner than the version I know that involves your mom.

 

Random, but why is it a lot of women have trouble with baby's jeans?

I literally always put jeans on him whenever he's got an appointment and you know during a physical they gotta be dressed down; there's always a comment "oh sorry I know they're hard to take off, etc" uhm...nope

Super easy like any other pants

 

Did your parents have any children that lived

 

I dunno, I prefer to keep them in onesies for as long as possible because it makes diaper changes way easier lol.

when they're infants up to like 3 months old, they have that constant random newborn reflex that makes them kick and swing their limbs constantly...trying to put pants on them with that going on is more trouble than it's worth

 

I'm alive on the outside.

 

This dude stretches his arms to help you put his shirts/onesies on

I feel like I'm either gonna have a super difficult toddler or..if we had a second, the second kiddo would be significantly harder

 

@Ozark_RegCab

 

Flu shot, didn't even cry

 

@m3bassman

Drove through a neighborhood and I saw a Range Rover being carefully dropped off a flatbed into someone's garage

Then I thought to myself, man you must be a happy dude now

 

Last I heard her fuel cover gaskets were leaking and she had to budget for a $3k repair bill.
Soooo happy that's not my headache. I don't even know what that part is...

 

he sounds very joyful in general from how you describe him

 

I can't even imagine what their issue was, but what was nerve wrecking was seeing how close the top of the car was in relation to the height of the garage

It was cutting it suuuuuuuuper close